MISSING PERSON ALERT: Natalie Reed

Prolific tweeter, blogger, and leader of an otherwise bland and uneventful life Natalie Reed has disappeared from the Internet. Her last known tweet:

According to her latest blog entry, “scary, terrible things” are “happening” “very suddenly and unexpectedly.”

PLEASE, if you have any information about Ms. Reed’s whereabouts, submit them here via the Submissions link above, preferably before notifying any other media outlet.

This just in!

There is no longer a need to freak out. According to a more recent tweet,

Godspeed, Natalie, wherever you are.

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