Katie who?

According to multiple skeptical sources, a Katie Holmes is filing divorce papers against a Tom Cruise. A sample tweet:

This reporter will be off researching the Rational Wiki page of this Tom Cruise fellow for the immediate future. He must be a high-ranking skeptic to be getting this much attention.


This just in!

Your favorite skeptic is a prat!

Yes, that one! You know who I’m talking about.

A total, undeniable prat.